And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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