Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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