Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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