Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
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I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
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Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
sex in a hospital.. check
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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