your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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