brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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