i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
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It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
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My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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