he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
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