If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
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Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
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When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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