just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
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Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
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I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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