I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
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Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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