Quick, to the slutcave!
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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