shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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