escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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