How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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