So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Randomize
