totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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