Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
You need Xanax blowdarts
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
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