I must be too annoying 4 u.
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
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last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
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Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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