Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
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Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
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I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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