Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
time to smoke my breakfast
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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