We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
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I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
We just shotgunned beers for America
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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