So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
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Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
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I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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