I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
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I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
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my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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