I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
id be glad to
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
