Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
i think i just lost a toe
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
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