Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
Operation Purity has been aborted
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
Randomize
