it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
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