It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
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story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
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Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
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