writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
Randomize
