p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
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she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
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Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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