My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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