I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Randomize
