No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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