Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
Randomize
