How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
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