Can Purell be used as lube?
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
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