I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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