She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
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