Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
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Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
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i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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