People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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