I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
You should frame my arrest warrant.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
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