so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
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