On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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