I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
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We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
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All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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