If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
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