dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
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