so let's talk penis.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
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haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
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Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
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