forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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