No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
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Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
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