I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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