How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Randomize
