Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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