i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
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I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
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I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
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