**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
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i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
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Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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