you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
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I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
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Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
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