And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
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No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Ladies don't puke and tell
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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