My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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