i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
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i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
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My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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