it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
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